"There is nothing about you that needs fixing. You are not BROKEN. You just need some oil. You need to tighten the bolts that are loose and put some oil on them. You do not need to be fixed. You are not broken."
- My best guy friend, Freddy. :) I am so blessed to have him.




FMK lord farquaad shrek donkey

according to the movies both farquaad and shrek are terrible husbands, one is a tyranical dictator and the other one might fuck up the entirety of time if he gets bored, donkey is clearly the best husband of the three and u kno shrek a freak in the swamp so you kick farquaad’s tiny ass to the curb why is this even a question

(via thisismyreactionn)